Wednesday, February 01, 2006
I didn't think it was possible...
...but apparently it is.
I have found perhaps the worst beer EVER. And it is not American. The next time you are in Europe, or anyplace where there are people likely to bash American beers because all they know is Bud/Miller/Coors, just stop them and say NON!
Tell them about this grotesque creation below. They no longer can win the debate over who has made the single worst beer of all time.
46) Becks Light - Easily the most horrendous brew I have ever had the displeasure of tasting. Bottle touts that it is only 64 calories. Alcohol is only 3.8%. This should practically be a "non-alcoholic" beer. Pours a see-through, clear-as-day, 7th inning stretch, off-white piss color. Fizzy Sprite-like head that dissipates almost instantly. Faint day-old bread aroma. Carbonation and fizz swarms the palate with no discernable flavors to follow. Nasty, face-contorting finish packed with hints of regret, stupidity, and a desire to vomit after tasting this abomination. Bloated, gassy feeling followed by loud belching seals the deal. Basically a beer flavored soda.
Today this will be rectified with a visit to David Copperfield's. I desire QUALITY!
When they open later today I will call ahead to see what is up on the Kill the Keg board. My goal tonight is to have 2 new beers.
46 beers down with now 319 to go. Today is the 32nd day of the year so I am 2 weeks ahead of pace.
Back later this afternoon with an update of what is on Kill the Keg for today...
I have found perhaps the worst beer EVER. And it is not American. The next time you are in Europe, or anyplace where there are people likely to bash American beers because all they know is Bud/Miller/Coors, just stop them and say NON!
Tell them about this grotesque creation below. They no longer can win the debate over who has made the single worst beer of all time.
46) Becks Light - Easily the most horrendous brew I have ever had the displeasure of tasting. Bottle touts that it is only 64 calories. Alcohol is only 3.8%. This should practically be a "non-alcoholic" beer. Pours a see-through, clear-as-day, 7th inning stretch, off-white piss color. Fizzy Sprite-like head that dissipates almost instantly. Faint day-old bread aroma. Carbonation and fizz swarms the palate with no discernable flavors to follow. Nasty, face-contorting finish packed with hints of regret, stupidity, and a desire to vomit after tasting this abomination. Bloated, gassy feeling followed by loud belching seals the deal. Basically a beer flavored soda.
Today this will be rectified with a visit to David Copperfield's. I desire QUALITY!
When they open later today I will call ahead to see what is up on the Kill the Keg board. My goal tonight is to have 2 new beers.
46 beers down with now 319 to go. Today is the 32nd day of the year so I am 2 weeks ahead of pace.
Back later this afternoon with an update of what is on Kill the Keg for today...
# posted by Nick @ 9:56 AM 
